Strange noises

New gym routine starts next week… That’s my promise to myself after I noticed something very worrying this afternoon sat on the sofa, I’ve also started to make noises when I get off the sofa, and a beanbag to me is now a no go area as I feel like a turtle turned on it’s back trying to get out of one. I really must lose some weight, and I’ve got no excuse – I practically live on top of kensington gardens and Hyde park, and if I was clever I’ve got almost a 4 mile run of parkland to go through without ever having to touch on the busy streets of London to embarrass myself with my pathetic attempts at speed walking/jogging.

(sidenote) If some fucker hadn’t stolen my bicycle last year I’d cycle instead of Jog, but beggars can’t be choosers.

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